Happy Mother's Day

In honor of Mother's Day, I thought I'd share a story that my mother told me over the phone today. But first, I have to say...

I call her in Kentucky (nearly) every day from England. We pay about 3p a minute with BT's long-distance plan. I've lived away from my family since August 2001, getting 'home' about once a year. Sometimes it's really hard to be away from them but those daily calls with Mom keep us all close despite the distance. We share our anecdotes about the kids, and keep up with their lives.

Plus, she's my biggest fan. (Sweet!) She listens to me. She gets me. She puts up with my shit and loves me unconditionally. I can't wait to get another hug from her.

And still another bonus for me on Mother's Day: she cracks. me. up! Always has, and always will. From the groaners to the classic family fails, from the snappy comebacks to the quotes or quips, she's "got a million of 'em!" ...

"My cousin Carol and I went to a dance [in the '50s] and a really unbecoming guy asked us if one of wanted to dance. 'She does!' I piped up. Carol reluctantly joined the beast for a dance while I snickered just for her to see. Just then, I feel a hand, patting me on the shoulder. I turn to see his buddy, who was even more unsavory! Now it was Carol's turn to laugh."

Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Thanks for making me laugh, even at myself. I hope you like the KitchenAid glass mixing bowl I sent via Amazon. (Which is another gift for me, in a way, because you can make some cookies for me!) I'll call you later!